I'm Maurice Lovell Wilson, and I'm at your service. My sweet damsel, I'm also your King of Erotic Prose. I have been at this gig for decades with the intensity of pressurized diamonds. I'm a crude recluse, and I ABHOR inhibition. So, if you're some prude or Elizabethan crusader, flee this place. I'm a vile mess; run, and never look back, my dear; You may turn into a pillar of salt or my PLAYMATE!